2/04/2010

Ever wondered...

what a 30 lb belly basketball looks like??
32 weeks

39 cm in all her glory

The scoop:
We had another baby shower last weekend and it was great. We received a bunch of adorable blankets, outfits, accessories and two perfect blessing dresses. Everyone was so generous! It was fun to hang out with Bryan's side of the fam.

We are still working on organizing our apartment to make room for all of the stuff we will be needing. Bryan's treasured red lovesac had to be relocated to his mom's house for a while until we have room for its massiveness.

The babies are alive and well and enjoying their luxury suite inside my spacious belly region. They are very active at times and are getting hiccups on a daily basis.

7 weeks till full term and one more hypnobabies class to go!

1/26/2010

30 and 31 week pics

Update: At the ultrasound today the babies were measuring very well at 4 lb 4 oz and 4 lb 1 oz. The last measurement they gave where there was quite a difference in weights must have been a typo, says the doc. Geniuses. Thanks for providing me with some unnecessary worry. The girls are very active these days and are now interfering with my sleeping rituals unfortunately. One of these days I'm going to catch their crazy kicking on video because it is awesome. It looks like they are going to push right out of there! I have been advised to lessen my activities even more which I've been doing anyway. Too much walking equals lots of pain and fatigue and nausea so my scanty activities will have to be reduced even more to prevent such things. I had a baby shower on Saturday and it was great. We got some really cute things. Our stockpile of goodies is growing and we are slightly more prepared for the arrival of our goats. We are taking a Hypnobabies class and have two more classes. It is going well and Bryan is doing a good job with our weekly practice sessions :) On to the glorious pictures...



30 weeks
























31 weeks...my belly measures at 36 cm

1/15/2010

The Adorable Carson......and then some

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29 Weeks....if you look closely you can see some awesome stretch marks forming on the lower end of the whale belly :)

12/31/2009

Picture Conglomeration







Our only picture from Christmas! Bryan aka "Beardy" got roped into being a wiseman in the nativity play. Very fashionable if you ask me :)













24 weeks

























25 1/2 weeks

















27 weeks













That would be my belly.

12/29/2009

No internet= no pictures= slightly boring post

Just wanted to update you all about the last little while...

Christmas was awesome. We got to spend time with each of our families and had a lovely time.

I had another ultrasound and the babies are growing nicely. One is just over 2 lbs and the other is almost 3 lbs. They are really moving around in there and we have enjoyed feeling the little feet, hands and an occasional head as they poke out. Less than 3 months to go! I have pictures but you will have to wait until I can get my camera and an internet connection in the same room.

Bryan just passed the year mark at his job and he is loving it there. It's so nice knowing he loves what he is doing (for the most part :)) and who he works with. He is quite beardy these days as well. He stopped shaving around Thanksgiving time and has proclaimed a "Beard Till the Babies" anti-shaving campaign. He will look like a mountainman come March :)

As for me I am doing pretty well for the most part. I have had a few new discomforts as the babies have grown, but I am still able to do most of what I would like to. My goals are to make dinner as often as possible and keep the apartment clean. Pretty lofty goals, I know! We're keepin it simple these days.

We're excited for 2010 to come with all of the new experiences we're going to have. Hope you all are doing well!

12/02/2009

Turkey Day in Midway




Over Thanksgiving we were up in Midway at Bryan's family's condo. One of the days we went to the cemetery to see and take some pics of my ancestors' graves. My grandpa on my mom's side grew up there. It was fun stuff. We both like to visit cemeteries so it was an exciting adventure!

Other happenings in Midway included a visit to Schneiters Seafood Buffet at Vermatt's. Bryan tried oysters, sushi, many different kinds of fish, and some mystery desserts. He didn't feel so good later. That night he kept muttering, "stupid seafood!" It was hilarious. I stuck with shrimp and salmon and was quite satisfied.

We also went to the Park City Outlets, the pool several times, and relaxed like you wouldn't believe. It was a great time. I love the Heber valley.

On Thanksgiving day we cruised over to my family's little gathering and enjoyed a few hours of eating, visiting, playing, and overall merriment. Then back to the condo for dinner #2 and eventually home that night.

*Babies Update*
We had our second ultrasound on Tuesday and discovered that both babies are indeed of a girlish nature. They are growing well and slightly ahead of schedule. They are just over a pound each. They appear to be fraternal, which we expected. But what we didn't expect was for me to get sick and puke twice during the scan. Apparently I should have eaten more for breakfast. So that was pretty miserable. We did get an awesome dvd to take home and a great facial photo of Baby B. I will try and figure out how to get it on here for your viewing pleasure.

Bryan got to feel the babies kick for the first time a few weeks ago which was a lot of fun for both of us. They have been moving and kicking a lot more these days which makes life a little more interesting. My belly button has been pushed all the way out as well. I know you were all just dying to know that detail!

Consider yourselves updated.

A picture per Heidi's request.....

This is about 21 1/2 weeks.

11/12/2009

Some random photos from the last two months...

Carson had these stickers on his face for awhile. I think he forgot they were even there. The cracker was much more important. Cute kid!
The Austin.
I visited Allison and Carly a little while ago and had a great time. Carly is a cutie!
Our family went to Park City for a weekend in October. We found this cool Lego exhibit at the Kimball Arts Center so we stopped and checked it out. Here is Eric behind the hand and the giant pencil on the left.
Here I am next to "The Womb." How appropriate.

Austin was very good at modeling the pose for pictures.

Carson and his adorable teeth on Main Street. It was a beautiful day.


Eric, Austin and Michelle in the Trolley.

11/07/2009

Goats

I really like goats--that is why I'm having two of them.

11/04/2009

Belly Explosion 101

I wasn't going to say it, but there may have been some growth in the last few weeks. Apparently when there are two babies in there, you grow a tad faster. This is at 19 1/2 weeks.

To answer your question, the babies are most likely fraternal. Especially if Baby B turns out to be a boy. Ha ha. If she be a girl, then there is a 20-30% chance if identicality. We'll find out soon enough.

In the mean time, I will just be here. Eating and eating. And napping, as all the eating makes me sleepy :)

11/02/2009

Scoop


(ssh, Shellie is nearby, we must be vewy, vewy quiet). OK, I'm going to take this chance and scoop the daylights out of my partner-wife-sweetie buns. We may or may not have visited (tip: we did) our friendly local sonographer (for those keeping score at home, they administer ultrasounds, often to pregnant-flavored bellies) this last Woden's Day. The end (or is it...). No, that's not the end of the story. In fact, from one point of view, it's not even part of the story. Why? Two excellent reasons: fetus A and fetus B. Si, there be feti (all you pro-"fetuses" wags may leave posthaste) in there, apparently humans by our reckoning. And, frankly, fetus B seems to be enjoying its perch on top of fetus A (the "presenting" fetus, for you aspiring OB/GYNs among our readership). What's that? No, it wasn't a surprise. I mean, people have twins more often than one boring progeny, right? Eh? Rarely? Oh, then I 'pologize. At any rate, craziness has doubled--hopefully the ladies have a future in the Doublemint gum model industry. Ah right, "ladies." Quotified because A is 100% a girl whereas B is only 80% a girl. Only time and full-term, hardcore, natural, epidural-free, remarkably relaxed childbirth will tell. Updates available as conditions warrant...

10/13/2009

Itty Bitty Belly

Not the best pic but the best I could manage. 16 1/2 weeks

The view from the top

10/07/2009

It feels soooo good...


to feel like a human again!


I started the Odansetron (generic for Zofran and oh so much cheaper) about 4 weeks ago and this week I finally turned a corner. The nausea is much less and more manageable even when it is there. I am up on my feet more and eating better so I've almost gained back the weight I lost. I feel wonderful compared to the last 2 months.


I am so grateful for my family, especially my mom, who took care of me so well and helped me stay alive whilst I was busy throwing up 41 times!(Yes, i counted. How could you not?) I seriously would have died without them. A million thank yous in your direction.


So I am almost 16 weeks now. I got to hear the baby's heart beat at my first appointment in September and that was cool. I've even felt the baby move around a few times in the last few weeks. A very interesting sensation. We'll find out the gender in November and I'm definitely looking forward to that.
That's the update, folks.

9/05/2009

How I spent the month of August.....






Baby Buchanan will be here in March of 2010! :)

7/29/2009

PARTAY

Kayden turned FOUR last week and we had a little pizza party up at their new house.....
The birthday boy. I imagine him saying or thinking, "Sup, yo."

Kolton on the play horse. He has THE BIGGEST gut ever and it is so cute. This picture doesn't adequately represent his girth. I can just hear him saying (or thinking since he doesn't really speak coherently),"Man, I wish I could be on a REAL horse and not this silly rocking one...."
BAM! There you go. Misty's sister brought over their "small horses" for the kids to ride and torment. Here is Mckaylee taking her turn.
Here are the arms-folded crew doing what they do best. The horse was being very helpful and eating the overgrown weeds.

I love Austin's expression in the one. They were feeding the horses some grass and I think Austin was afraid of getting his fingers chewed off.
Cute little helmet-less Carson. He was pretty mellow tonight and just hung with his Dad.
Bryan and Kolton playing inside around the couch.
The expression on Kayden's face is none other than pure joy. He loved feeding and riding the horses.

Sniff Sniff....hmm...something stinks back here.

7/21/2009

Allison Momi is a Mommy....

My cousin Allison (not shown) just had a beautiful baby girl in June. Her name is Carly Lynn. Bryan and I went up to visit them (Mike, Allison, and Carly) at the hospital and here are the pics.


7/10/2009

.....................!

This is my good friend Brynley Poll and her soon-to-be husband Dean Graham. They are getting married tomorrow and we went to their reception tonight. Those astute blog readers out there will remember Brynley as the one who hooked Bryan and I up. We played volleyball together in college and have stayed in touch over the years. I'm so happy for them.
Here are Dylan and Carson. I caught him with his tongue out. One of my many photographic talents.
Uncle Shaun took Austin for a ride on his motorcycle and he loved it. He had been a very sad boy just moments before this ride. As soon as he got off he came running over to us and exclaimed, "Dad! It made me happy!" It was very cute.
For my birthday Bryan took me out to Benihanas for dinner and to Off Broadway for a show. I couldn't help but think of The Office episode where they take Michael to Benihanas and Jim is messing with Dwight the whole time. We had a great time watching our food being cooked and they even sang to me with a huge gong as the beat. At the show, Bryan made sure to tell them it was my birthday so they would have me come up in front of everyone. Thankfully there were two others with me so we all got to be embarrassed together as they sang to us. It was a fun show and a fantastic night all around.

6/22/2009

Ten Precautions For Cell Phone Use

From the book Anti Cancer: A New Way of Life by David Servan-Schreiber, MD, Ph D

1. Do not allow children under the age of 12 (to play with) or use a cell phone, except in emergencies. The developing organs of a fetus or child are the most sensitive to any possible effects of exposure to electromagnetic fields.

2. While communicating using your cell phone, try to keep the device away from the body. (The amplitude of the electromagnetic field is four times lower at a distance of 4 in and fifty times lower at 3 feet. Whenever possible use the speaker phone mode, or a hands-free kit equipped with an air tube, which seems to transmit fewer electromagnetic waves, or use a wireless Bluetooth headset(less than 1/100th of the electromagnetic emission of a cell phone.)

3. As much as possible, stand away from a person using a cell phone and avoid using your phone in places like a subway, train, or a bus where you can passively expose your neighbors to your phone's magnetic fields.

4. Avoid carrying your cell phone on you constantly, even on standby. Do not keep it near your body at night(under the pillow or on the bedside table), particularly if pregnant. You can put it on "flight" or "offline" mode, which stops electromagnetic emissions.

5. If you must carry your cell phone on you, make sure that the face (key pad) is positioned toward your body and the back (antenna side- stronger magnetic field) is positioned toward the outside.

6. Only use your cell phone to establish contact or for conversations lasting only a few minutes (biological effects are directly related to the duration of exposure). It is best to call back from a land line with a cord( not from a cordless phone, which uses microwave technology similar to that of cell phones).

7. Switch sides regularly and, before putting your cell phone to your ear, wait until your correspondent has picked up (which limits the power of the electromagnetic field emitted).

8. Avoid using cell phones when the signal is weak or when moving at high speed, as in a car or train. This automatically increases power to a maximum because the phone repeatedly attempts to connect to a new transmission antenna.

9. When possible, communicate via text messaging rather than making a call (thus limiting the duration of exposure and the proximity to the body.

10. Choose a device with the lowest SAR possible (SAR = specific absorption rate, which measures the strength of the magnetic field absorbed by the body). SAR rankings of contemporary phones by different manufacturers are available on several Web sites.

6/19/2009

In honor of my 26th birthday....

I decided to chop my hair off and donate it to Locks of Love. But donating it was not enough. I wanted to get my hair cut for FREE! I looked online and found that Fantastic Sams is affiliated with LOL and will take care of the paperwork and mailing, etc. Score!
I didn't necessarily "try" to get my hair this long. It just sort of happened. We measured it at the Salon and found it was 36 inches long! I decided to cut off 12''. That's one foot, folks.
Jamie was nice enough to take my picture with my hair.
My locks.
Thank you Mr. Sams for providing me with a fantastic free haircut.

6/16/2009

Moab...."The place where memories are made"

Our family went down to Moab last week. We enjoyed hiking, jeeping, BBQing, swimming, playing "speed scrabble" for hours, and enjoying the break from city life. It is so pretty down there. We had perfect weather and had a great time.
All of us in front of the condo. This place was awesome.
Carson cheesin it up.
Kolton close up.
While everyone went jeeping, Mom and I watched the boys. It was fun because they are so cute.
Carson and Nat in the pool. Carson LOVED the water. He was splashing away and loving it.
Dylan with Homey-G Carson before our hike to the waterfall.
McKaylee and Kayden playing in the water.
Yours truly
Smiley boy.
Heidi and Scott in the back, Shaun with Kolton.
The Argyles
Mom and Dad sporting their hiking hats.
We saw some cool green frogs on our hike to Delicate Arch.
Eric, Heidi, Michelle and Dylan hanging out after the climb up. Dad was off talking to tourists while this picture was taken.
Eric sitting on a throne of sandstone.
Me enjoying the beauty of the Arch. I love this place. I was very happy we could hike up there.
Austin turned 4 on Saturday so we had a little birthday celebration for him. He is quite the little dude. When Kaylee asked him what he wished for when he blew out the candles he said,"I don't remember."

videoShaun back-flipping into the waterfall pool. Scott made the jump as well.

6/04/2009

The beginning of a beautiful friendship....

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5/26/2009

April and May in all their glory

Here are some of our springtime happenings...

We had Gary Bergera come and speak to our Mormstory group at the end of April. He read some of his forthcoming book "Love, Sex, and Transgression"(juicy I know) and we chatted for a couple hours about it. Quite interesting.
Carson aka Mr. Chubbs is getting quite large these days. He is sporting the head-reshaping helmet(not shown), which makes him look atleast 10 times cuter. And he has recently grown his very own tooth. He is showing signs of possible interest in crawling, but his large carriage makes horizontal movement somewhat undesirable.
Eric turned 24 on April 23rd and we had a birthday dinner for him. Go Eric!
Even though Michelle is not shown she also had a birthday recently on May 10th and also turned 24. Dinkin Flicka Michelle!
On Memorial Day, we remembered our deceased ancestors by hiking up a mountain to a beautiful waterfall in Ogden(I kind of wanted to die once I got to the top!). The trailhead just happened to be at Buchanan Ave and 29th St. Sweet!
After I overcame the urge to vomit after only one hour of uphill hiking, Bryan and I got a picture of us in front of the beautiful waterfall.
While not pictured, we also hiked with Alex and Chase(who were filming a documentary the whole time), and Emily(who had to pee as soon as we started hiking, went to find a bathroom, and then came back and beat us all up to the top and back). On our hike we passed many dogs, kids, and one 80 something-year old great grandma with a cane.

We had a fun BBQ in South Weber when we got back and enjoyed some "Office" afterwards. It was a fun and sunny holiday weekend with the fam.


Other goings on of the past month include: the return of outdoor volleyball, spending some time cleaning the shelves at Bryan's work, and my favorite thing of all?...
MAKING HOME MADE BREAD FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER! I'm using my mom's classic magic mill wheat grinder to grind fresh, whole wheat into delicious wheat and banana bread. I have also been practicing the art of soaking with rice, noodles, and the wheat. Its been highly enjoyable.

4/14/2009

Operation Missionary Recovery/ Tour of Oregon

We spent last week in Oregon and had a fantastic time....

Bryan loves plane rides. That's Blake in the back ground. The flight was pretty empty so we spread out in the back and goofed off the whole time. I got to look out the window and that was cool.

Our first stop was an awesome waterfall. I LOVE WATERFALLS! I was in heaven.
Liz, Bryan, and Blake on the bridge.
The beauty. I convinced everyone to hike to the top and about half way up I think they all hated me. It was definitely a work out. It was a beautiful day and an amazing sight!
At the top. The view of the Columbia river was great from up there.
The next morning, we went to the Portland Temple to see Bryan's brother Elder Alex. He was there with the other missionaries and we decided to go at the same time so we could see him a little early! It was a sweet reunion.
Oregon is filled with daffodills. They are everywhere and oh so pretty.
The Portland Temple was very cool. The grounds were amazing.

While we were in Eugene we visited the Lowery's. Alex got to know them really well when he was in that area. They are the coolest people ever. So funny. Brother Lowery made us some homemade "Cafe Rio" salads and they were ten times better than the real stuff. We had a blast chatting with them and hearing all sorts of funny stories. Man, we have a tall family!
The coast! Did I mention...I LOVE THE COAST! We went to Florence and found us some beach and of course I spent the whole time looking for fun shells and rocks. Bryan found me the best ones! It was beautiful there.
Nothin beats walking along the coast with your hunky husband ;)
Bryan assured me I would be okay leaving my sandwich on the log. We went exploring, came back, and this is what we found. The stupid crows had torn into my bag and eaten some of my club!
On our way from Medford to Redmond, we stopped off near Prospect and hiked through the forest. I believe this waterfall was one of the falls that make up Millcreek Falls.
Bryan showing us the way.
Me with the giant moss-covered boulders. Everything in Oregon has moss on it.
This was a pretty cool river. The Rogue river. You had to climb over huge rocks to get to this spot. Once again I was in my element. It felt so good to be in nature.
Bryan showing off his best feature.
Blake showing us this hilarious sign. The picture just killed me.
Blake, Emily, Liz, Alex, and Bryan on the bridge at the Crooked River Gorge, which is north of Redmond. Right before I took the picture, Alex punched Bryan in the crotch. He doesn't normally stand like that. Oh, brotherly love.
This was a fun little sight to see. The Gorge was massive.
You can't go to a place like this and not spit.

Me with a shot of the river way down yonder. The birds apparently enjoy pooping on this bridge. Go figure.
We picked up this game and played it a few times at the hotel and then at the airport when we were waiting for our flight. We got a few weird looks from passersby. They obviously are not as obsessed with The Office as we are. It even came with a "Support the Rabid" wristband!

Oregon was so awesome. We had a great time. We were glad to see Alex again and especially glad that he knew his way around the state so we could stop being lost and he could be our tour guide. He introduced us to some great families too who were pretty darn awesome. They were a highlight of the trip. Alex was a great missionary and we're glad to have him back.

3/26/2009

Say What??












I've been reading a lot about milk lately....

In Sally Fallon's book Nourishing Traditions, the truth about milk(and nutrition in general) is explained thoroughly. A major issue with milk is that of the pasteurization process. We have been taught all our lives that pasteurization is a vital and beneficial method of protecting us from infectious disease. But this has been highly exaggerated. Nowadays, we have improved sanitary conditions, modern milking machines, stainless steel tanks, and efficient packaging and distribution which all make pasteurization for the purpose of sanitation unnecessary. Now you may think, "but pasteurization makes milk safe to drink, right? If it's not pasteurized, I will get e. coli or salmonella or something like that, right?"

WRONG.

Raw milk, or as like to look at it, real milk, contains lactic-acid producing bacteria that protect against pathogens. This good bacteria is destroyed when the milk is pasteurized. And if you actually look at the statistics of outbreaks of salmonella or E.Coli from contaminated milk, you will find that most of the problems occurred in our "safe" pasteurized milk.

But outbreaks don't just occur in milk. Just in the last couple years we have seen recalls of spinach, tomatoes, jalapeno peppers, peanut butter and even dog food, due to salmonella or any other of the long list of now antibiotic-resistant strains of bacteria.

Outbreaks occur everywhere, not just in milk, and especially not just in raw milk. The dairy conglomerations want you to be afraid of raw milk because the livelihood of their business depends on it. As long as they can continue raising their cattle in cramped stalls, taking all measures to make sure the cows produce the most milk, feeding them the unhealthiest but cheapest of diets, they will continue to do so. Farm-raised, pasture-fed cows producing healthy real milk are a major threat to their money-centered industry.

Here are the benefits of pasteurized milk:
-It tastes good.
-It's cheap.















You tell 'em, Napoleon.

Now here are the drawbacks of pasteurized milk:
-Pasteurization destroys the vitamin content of milk: 50% of the vitamin C is lost and 80% of the other water-soluble vitamins, namely the B's, are destroyed.
-Pasteurization reduces the availability of milk's mineral components such as calcium, chloride, magnesium, phosphorus, potassium, sodium, sulphur, and other trace minerals.
-Pasteurization destroys ALL enzymes in milk. These vital enzymes help the body assimilate all body-building factors, inlcuding calcium. This is why those who drink milk all their lives still end up with osteoporosis. Without these enzymes, milk can pass through the digestive system without being fully digested, and can build up around the tiny villi of the small intestine, preventing absorption of nutrients. This phenomenon is called "leaky gut syndrome."
-Chemicals are added after pasteurization to suppress the odor and restore the taste. Gross.
-Synthetic Vitamin D's are added, which are toxic and difficult to digest.
-Powdered skim milk is added to 1% and 2% milk to give it the consistency that we are used to. Powdered milk is highly oxidative and contributes to clogging of arteries. All powdered dairy products(cheeses(parmesan), eggs like in cake mixes, baby formula, soups) should be avoided as they are extremely detrimental to your health.
-Homogenization, the process that accompanies pasteurization, is a process where fat particles of cream are strained through tiny pores under great pressure resulting in particles of fat that are so small they stay in suspension rather than rising to the top of the milk. This makes the fat and cholesterol more susceptible to rancidity and oxidation, and thus is linked to heart disease.
-Cows are injected with growth hormone(rGBH or rBST) to force them to produce more milk.
-Cows are fed grains, soy-bean meal and who knows what else instead of grasses. Grain feed is cheaper and more convenient and is thus the majority of the cows primary feed. Grass-fed cows produce milk that provides omega-3 fatty acids and antioxidants. Grain-fed cows produce little to none of these.


















"The defect in this batch is that it has been pasteurized."

Another major downfall of commercial milk is that the fat has been taken out. Consumers believe that they are helping themselves by eating less fat, so they buy skim or 1% milk. Our bodies need fat. Good fats. Fats do all sorts of good things like providing sustained energy, feeding the brain, and building cell walls. Raw milk, and even whole milk, gives you this fat. Eating good fats do not cause you to be fat like the media/diet dictocrats want you to believe. Excessive sugar consumption, carbohydrates from refined and processed sources, and damaged fats from vegetable oils and fast foods DO make you fat. The low-fat craze is the biggest load of crap and people are even more fat and unhealthy because of it. So do yourself a favor and start giving your body what it really needs....FAT!

Drink raw or whole milk, eat butter instead of toxic margarine, eat eggs to your heart's content, eat quality meat, use coconut or olive oil instead of canola or other polyunsaturated vegetable oils, eat your veggies, and go easy on sugar, refined flour and other grains(pastas, breads, and rice), anything that has been hydrogenated, and obviously junk food and fast food. For they cause major issues with blood sugar, metabolism, digestion, tooth decay, and degenerative diseases. Newfangled foods are plain and simple just bad for you and we should aim to eat as many whole, fresh, raw, REAL foods as possible.

Here is a quote from Nourishing Traditions:
"Technology is a generous benefactor. To those who have wisely used his gifts he has bestowed freedom from drudgery; freedom to travel; freedom from the discomforts of cold, heat, and dirt; and freedom from ignorance, boredom, and oppression. But father technology has not brought us freedom from disease. Chronic illness in industrialized nations has reached epic proportions because we have been dazzled by his stepchildren- fast foods, fractioned foods, convenience foods, packaged foods, fake foods, embalmed foods, ersatz foods- all the bright baubles that fill up the shelves at the grocery stores, convenience markets, vending machines, and even health food stores."

"Technology can be a kind father but only in partnership with his mothering, feminine partner- the nourishing traditions of our ancestors. These traditions require us to apply more wisdom to the way we produce and process our food and yes, more time in the kitchen, but they give highly satisfying results- delicious meals, increased vitality, robust children. and freedom from the chains of acute and chronic illness. The wise and loving marriage of modern invention with the sustaining, nurturing food folkways of our ancestors is the partnership that will transform the Twenty-First Century into the Golden Age; divorce hastens the physical degeneration of the human race, cheats mankind of his limitless potential, destroys his will and condemns him to the role of undercitizen in a totalitarian world order."

Enough said.

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3/24/2009

Book of Mormon, You Have a Narrow Neck (No Battle)















So, after some encouragement/chastising from my wifal figure, I am secretly posting this. The latest version of Mormstory involved a long, extremely interesting evening with Brant Gardner, author of Second Witness, the 6-volume commentary on the Book of Mormon (Kofford Books, 2007). I had picked up this commentary for two reasons: 1. I like books and 2. other commentaries on the Book of Mormon have ranged from crappy to less crappy (but still retaining some degree of craposity). My interest lies more in Mormon history (i.e. us, the modern flavor of Mormons) so I've really never poked much into BoM geography/history/culture. I love the "rest of the story" for Bible and D&C so I've always been a little bored by Book of Mormon books. Brant was a hoot--very engaging and very explanatory type of guy. The series is highly recommended--I describe it as the "best commentary on the BoM that you will never hear of" due to Kofford's positively impressive lack of marketing. Brant's academic background was in Mesoamerican studies (culture, history, language) so he comes to the table ready to eat, if you will. Checks it out, posse.

Mormstory--Day Two




On Sunday March 22nd, Brant Gardner was our guest speaker. We held the seminar at a fellow ward member's house in Murray. Brant is the author of the 6-volume Second Witness series of commentaries on the Book of Mormon. He came up to Utah from his home in New Mexico and we are so glad that he did. He talked to our group of 5 for almost 3 hours about the writing of the books, the research, and all that goes into writing thousands of pages of detailed analysis. It was highly fascinating, even for me who is not a huge fan of history. I was quite impressed that Brant does this research and writing in his spare time. His profession is software consulting and product management which requires him to travel around the country on a regular basis. His love for Mesoamerican history was his motivation for late nights and early mornings working on this series. His books could be described as "the best commentary of the Book of Mormon that nobody has ever heard about." And for those that came, we got to hear the story of how he injured his left eye as a boy and came to have an artificial eyeball. Now that was a great story. We are thankful Brant was willing to come and share his vast knowledge and insight into the world of ancient America and the Book of Mormon. Come next month to hear from Gary Bergera, an author of several books and articles who is affiliated with Signature Books. Oh and PS, check out Bryan's post for the "real" story.

3/20/2009

NOL! KINS OTOE

Translation? Kolton is One!
I have no idea why I decided to do an anagram title okay....here are some fun pics of his birthday partay:

Opening presents....
I can't tell if Carson looks tiny or Bryan looks huge in this one....Carson is sitting up these days but watch out, he'll tip over if you breathe on him.
Hard-workin Dylan was able to come to the party! A rare treat...

Kolton waving with Grandma

The beginning of the cake eating extravaganza. Notice how clean everything is...
He chose the "palming" method to consume his cake.
Thats a lot of chocolate...
Not messin around anymore...he's going for gusto

Cake has made its way to his forehead, shoulders, and elbow

My personal favorite
And the finished product: Cake Boy!
Off to the bath with you!
Kaylee pulling faces with Austin
Kayden wins the best smile contest
Flyin with Daddy..no get together would be complete without some air time
Kolton got some air
Climbing on Daddy

Eric and Michelle cheesin it up
Playing "Horsey Horsey" with Grandpa

McKaylee loves this game too. They were both laughing like crazy.

Playing with one of Kolton's new bath tub toys. They clearly got more enjoyment out of it.

Hangin out with grandma and grandpa.
Mommy needs a binky sometimes too...
Kolton was attacking Misty's head and laughing so hard. It was the most adorable thing ever. He is such a cute kid.

3/17/2009

Logan for Pi Day!

For our first wedding anniversary we decided to go to Logan for the weekend. We first went to Gossners Dairy to sample the free cheeses and milk varieties. We were too busy eating to get a picture. We met up with Eric and Michelle there, as they were also enjoying Logan's majesty. At the hotel we took advantage of the hot tub and Bryan even got to watch the Utes win the conference championship.
On Sunday we took a stroll around the temple. It was a beautiful day.
We went to church at this random ward house and it turned out to be an awesomely old building. Bryan and I had a hay day checking out all of the levels(3!), windows, secret closets, and general coolness of the church's old design. The chapel was so pretty and unique. The floors were creaky and the doorways were just tall enough for me to get by so Bryan had to duck.
Here is one of the stained glass windows.
I love the blue sky above and the white snow below the temple.
We stopped in South Weber on the way home for naps by the fireplace(me), dinner, relaxing, and a game of darts. Emily made this cute sign to celebrate our anniversary. Byron is her nickname for Bryan. We love our Emmers.
Emily put some of her clip-on earrings on Bryan and this picture ensued.

We had a great weekend and I loved being able to see Logan again. I miss that place. We were spoiled with wonderful weather and even got some yummy bread and bagels from the Old Grist Mill. We are happy to announce that we have made it through the first year of marriage. It hasn't been easy, but we did it!

3/10/2009

We love to see the Temple....

We went to the Draper temple open house on Saturday. Natalie, Austin, Carson, Heidi, Mom Smith, Blake, Mommy Liz, and Bryan and I all came. I forgot my camera so i attempted to take some pics with my phone. Turns out it doesn't take the best pics, but I doctored them to the best of my ability.
I didn't actually take this one. We never really got to hang out outside on the temple grounds. We went from the bus straight into the tented tunnels and then right into the temple and right back out again and onto the bus.
Bryan and I on the shuttle bus
On the shuttle bus with Austin. He is the funniest kid.

My Mom, Austin, Heidi and Natalie on the shuttle bus. The whole time Austin was wondering when we were going to get to "where we were going." We were walking around and he expected to get somewhere. Being 3 1/2, he didn't realize the tour WAS the destination. We told him we were on our way to get cookies, which were the "light refreshments" promised at the end of the
walk-through.
Bryan and Austin walking in the tunnel on the way to the Temple. We noticed that Austin's height puts him right at the level of most adult bums. At one point after I had just made the comment about this phenomenon, Austin turns around and stares right into the backside of the guy in front of him. About 3 inches away. It made me laugh.
Blake got this one! He pulls the funniest faces.

We had a fun time. The temple was soooo incredibly beautiful and the kids did so well for how long it was. It was fun to go with family and to be reminded of the purpose and importance of temples. Even with all the people and the crying kids there was still a feeling of peace there. It was a cool experience.

2/26/2009

Jazz Game--can I get a Woot Woot

On Monday we got to go to the Jazz/Hawks game with Jason and Melissa, who is Bryan's cousin. They had a couple lower bowl seats and we were lucky to swoop them up. I hadn't been to a game in about a year so I was excited.
Here we are with the court behind us. We were on the 22nd row for most of the game and got to sneak down to the 6th row for the 4th quarter. I've never been that close. It was great.
This picture was taken strategically to get Jason and Melissa in it. They are above Bryan's head and to the right a touch.
The "cowbell" lady was sitting right across the aisle from us. Every time the Jazz did anything remotely good, out came the bell. This lady had to be atleast 85 years old.
The dude who sat next to us had this curious stat sheet. We think he is somewhat autistic. The whole game we were trying to make sense of the stats he was taking. He was incorporating his watch in the stats and was writing down all sorts of numbers that we couldn't figure out. We decided to take some pictures so that we could analyze the stats later. Apparently Jason and Melissa and everyone else who has sat by him at past games is wondering what the stats mean. It remains a Jazz game mystery for now.
My lucky number is 26, which happens to be Kyle Korvers number. He had a rockin game and was droppin threes like crazy. In my attempts to get a picture of him, this is the best I came up with. He may be headless, but he is still dreamy.