The Superman Sage (revised, enhanced ed.)

Holy buckets, Blogger sucks for pictures--well, here are better images (you can click on them to enlarge)--this dude is seriously entertaining. When did you last get a letter with references to Chumbawumba, Donny Osmond, Macbeth and Spandau Ballet? I'm still a little lost on how to respond--he included a SASE so clearly he wants some flavor of answer...